he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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