The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Do plants get herpes?
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