PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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