he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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