Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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