Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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