That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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