I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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