I don't usually arrange sex via text message
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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