i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster