Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest