I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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