I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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