I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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