Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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