If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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