Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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