You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I think I won the penis lottery.
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maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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