How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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