Say something about gay babies.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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