remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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