She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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