Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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