i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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So many bounce houses so little time
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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