trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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