Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
