At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Lets date for the summer
Dont love me in September.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.