why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present