I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.