How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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