If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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