I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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