im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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