I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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