dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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