420 ftw
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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