ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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