So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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