Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.