im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.