omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He felt like a one man threesome
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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