girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.