wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.