Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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