Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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