I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Randomize