I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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