All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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