He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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