We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize