Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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