Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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