i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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