school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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