I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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